The other day, as far as I can tell from the analytics, someone tried to Google translate one of my blog pages from English to English.
“writing tips from jk rowling” [actually, on my blog, you get writing tips from ME, bwahahaha!]
“”debbie harwood” chills” [Coincidentally, Debbie's a singer from my home town. She was in "When The Cat's Away" ...and I was at high school with her brother.]
“how did tokien influence the world” [I think you mean J R R Tolkien. And lots, but not as much as I am going to...mwaahaha! ...Oh wait, I already did the Evil Laugh joke...]
“ma hot bok.com” [say what?]
“down studie books on the treay of waitangi day 2013″ [you get an F in my spelling class]
“discomfit, public domain” [am I being google-bombed?]
“hotbook mj” [OK, I AM being google-bombed]
What’s your weirdest “Google gotcha”?
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