I had to look up the word ‘twerking’ to understand the storm over Miley Cyrus’ adventures this week. Like most neologisms it’s mutated; in the 1930s Walter Edmonds used it to mean ‘an insignifcant male’. It was related, in that sense, to ‘twerp’. Today’s meaning’s been added to the OED. I’m not sure that’s wise; … More Pointing the foam finger at twerking and other dumbness
There’s been a storm this week about Sharknado – Asylum’s latest ‘so bad it’s good’ take on big-budget disaster movies. Global warming causes uber-tornadoes that send sharks plunging into the streets of Los Angeles. Chomp. The physics of it don’t work out. But hey… Asylum make ‘mockbusters’ like last year’s Nazis at the Centre of the … More Write it now, part 27: when badder is better
Most weeks, when we’re out grocery shopping, my wife and I amuse ourselves in the checkout queue by reading the covers of certain magazines and lampooning the headlines. It’s fun. And a lot like shooting fish in a barrel. These magazines are ostensibly about real people – all of whom we are supposed to recognise … More A lament to moronic entertainment magazines
Alan Myers died today, aged 58. A talented guy and a sad loss to the music business. It was Myers who was responsible for the robotic drum sounds on all the early Devo albums. That’s right – their classic sound wasn’t done by drum machine. His playing was cleverer than that. Giving the lie to … More The de-evolution of the drum machine
The other day, as far as I can tell from the analytics, someone tried to Google translate one of my blog pages from English to English. Cool. Uh…I think. Ever had your blog found by something odd? Happens to me so often I swear I’m being Google-bombed. Here are the top strings people typed to … More What’s your hottest Google Gotcha?
Stars of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit have re-convened here in Wellington NZ for final pick-up shooting. I’m undecided whether I’ll see the rest of the trilogy. I saw the first – and wasn’t impressed. My gripes? The cast couldn’t be faulted. Wonderful, wonderful performers. But The Hobbit (novel) was a tightly constructed hero journey. Jackson’s first-part … More Remember Gandalf? He’s baaack….
On the weekend my wife and I went to see The Hobbit. The Hobbit is one of my favourite books, Jackson is one of my favourite directors, and we live where it was made – there has been a buzz around Wellington for years. Jackson’s The Lord Of The Rings – all three parts – was … More A small eternity watching ‘The Hobbit’: a personal view