And that’s why I don’t watch broadcast TV any more…

Last December I gave up on broadcast TV. I’d had enough. A dozen channels running synchronised ads promoting products I didn’t want, interspersed with insults to intellect – TV news reduced to infotainment that talked down to eight-year olds, mind-numbing ‘reality TV’ shows, combat cookery contests and trite dramas filled with posturing ‘characters’ moving from … More And that’s why I don’t watch broadcast TV any more…

The new ‘Thunderbirds’ – fab or fail? I know what I think…

There’s no getting around it. Just about every bloke of A Certain Age in Britain and its former Empire was brought up with Gerry Anderson’s TV sci-fi classic Thunderbirds. It was at once charming, cheesy, funny, serious and melodramatic, but also hip and very, very cool. Thunderbirds captured the imagination of virtually every kid who saw it when it … More The new ‘Thunderbirds’ – fab or fail? I know what I think…

How I ended up on national TV without noticing

The night before last, and all day yesterday, people were telling me I’d been on TV. They didn’t mean last week’s interview slot on TV3’s breakfast show. This was something else. Apparently I was part of a programme promo. Which, inevitably, I missed, because I don’t actually watch TV. I mean, I really don’t. It’s … More How I ended up on national TV without noticing